Quote Originally Posted by 223762 View Post
this is what i got in my e-mail today from Budget Shooter Supply regarding my order. (im still laughing)


GOOD NEWS!!!Your items have been shipped.

"Your items were gently taken from our shelves with sterilized contamination-free gloves and placed onto a satin pillow.

A team of 50 employees inspected your products and polished them to make sure they were in the best possible condition before mailing.

My packing specialist from Japan lit a candle and a hush fell over the crowd as he put your products into the finest packaging that money can buy.

We all had a wonderful celebration afterwards and the whole party is set
to march down the street to the post office, where the entire town
of Surrey will wave "Bon Voyage!!" to your package.

I hope you had a wonderful time shopping with me on the Internet. I sure did. Your picture is on our wall as "Customer Of The Year". I’m exhausted but can't wait for you to come back again."
What to expect next?

UPS will pick it up and alternate between kicking it and flinging it the entire way between the retailer and you, before delivering it 3 weeks late in a crushed open box filled with broken parts the largest and heaviest of which drops on your socked foot breaking 3 toes.

Wolf