best shipment notification EVER!

[223762]

this is what i got in my e-mail today from Budget Shooter Supply regarding my order. (im still laughing)


GOOD NEWS!!!Your items have been shipped.

"Your items were gently taken from our shelves with sterilized contamination-free gloves and placed onto a satin pillow.

A team of 50 employees inspected your products and polished them to make sure they were in the best possible condition before mailing.

My packing specialist from Japan lit a candle and a hush fell over the crowd as he put your products into the finest packaging that money can buy.

We all had a wonderful celebration afterwards and the whole party is set
to march down the street to the post office, where the entire town
of Surrey will wave "Bon Voyage!!" to your package.

I hope you had a wonderful time shopping with me on the Internet. I sure did. Your picture is on our wall as "Customer Of The Year". I’m exhausted but can't wait for you to come back again."

[islandkent]

Yes Sir! Me likey!

[PPCLIGullyPlatoon]

Very nice ---- though, I think the funky AR armed Giraffe still takes first place!!

[TJspeller]

LOL.
I have to buy something there just to get that message.


Or.... maybe it really was just for your order.

I'll have to find out.

[Greglc]

My last order of loading bullets said it was shipped from some ball bearing company, can't remember what he called it, may of been acme ball bearing, thought it was funny, guy that delivered must of wondered what I was doing with 20 lbs of ball bearings.

[Shaman118]

Yeah I have to agree Henry is awesome with customer service and a comedian at the same time, I have many dealings and all were excellent.

[paisley70]

I received the same message last week. I like this Henry fellow.

[auracle]

im still reeling from the horror of the op's avatar

[BigUglyMan]

im still reeling from the horror of the op's avatar

I've seen that pic full sized. Be glad you're only seeing it small.

Incidentally, I worked with a guy that looked just like that dude.

[wolf300H&H]

lmao ....