It's my birthday tommorrow, just saying.
Is it tomorrow yet? (In my finest Bart Simpson voice impersonation!)
Liberals make Honey Boo Boo look like a Rhodes Scholar.
Please, oh Please, Oh PLEASE!
What does not kill you proves to me that you may be of use at a later date
What's a Ruger Precision Rifle?
(quick google)
You can never be too rich, too good looking or too well armed!