but does it have a bottle opener?
That wouldn't be prohib. They sell fantasy knifes of the same design everywhere.
I didn't invent the turtle neck, but I was the first to recognize it's potential as a tactical garment... Tactical turtle neck. Tactlneck.
First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win.
It's not even a knife. It's a plastic kuboton; a compliance tool.
The use of such things has put people in court. The case I am thinking of is one in which a cop used one to get a lady out of her car who was refusing to exit the vehicle.
Using his kuboton he got her out without injuring her at all.
The charges against the officer were dismissed.
There are lots of similar devices available in Canada. The innovative thing here is putting a sheath on a hat.