Covert Tactical Insertion of........ Christmas Cheer

[smeagol]

2 days ago...

Wifey: "We've only had this elf on the shelf for 3 days and I'm running out of ideas already!"

Me: "Relax, it's just a friggin elf on the shelf. He's only supposed to show up on your dresser and $h!t. Plus, they're only children, so there's no pressure for creativity. Just stick it over there somewhere."

Wifey: "Thanks, really helpful. You're just grumpy because you can't come up with any awesome ideas for this."

20 minutes ago...



Challenge accepted











Thanks CanAm! We really showed her!

[--PA--]

I love it !!! Good job

[CDNbear]

awesome ....

[richmyster]

Mine sits on my desk at work. We had a cop here yesterday because buddy called the police on accident (have to dial 9 before calling out, and he dialed 1 for long distance and hit 1 again on accident), and he saw my pen and asked me if i had a permit for it. Oh cop, if only you knew what was sitting at home...

[frumpy]

Nice, but you should have attached it to a ceiling fan to make it look like the chopper is flying in circles.

[CanAm]

nice, this is going on facebook

[auracle]

Oh cop, if only you knew what was sitting at home...

lol

[keitha]

Laugh my ass off! where did you get your signature? The guy racking the gun and the slide flys off the gun. What movie is that from?

[JimboJones]

Laugh my ass off! where did you get your signature? The guy racking the gun and the slide flys off the gun. What movie is that from?

Hugh Laurie, in a sketch from the show, A Bit Of Fry & Laurie.

[pomelum]

Mine sits on my desk at work. We had a cop here yesterday [...] and he saw my pen and asked me if i had a permit for it. Oh cop, if only you knew what was sitting at home...

he was joking? right right?
what a time we live in...