These are awesome!
There once was a man named Vancity
He was so poor and just out of University
He needed a raven to save him
To Protect his c*©k from his glock
And stop his wife from strife
Now let`s meet a man named Benito,
On his credit card his wife exercised a veto,
So he jumped for joy,
And then said "Oh, Boy!"
When he read that Farmboy,
Was giving away a Vanguard,
Now, you see, this made his c*$k hard.
For, he had a Glock,
That he wanted to rock,
And thanks to Raven,
He would no longer be a craven.
For he lived in a land,
Where the state had the upper hand.
But maybe one day this will no longer stand.
Yup my name is kimmer.
I dont like to give out Rimmer.
put the lights dimmer
cause i got a glock
beside my cock
ready to rock with my friend farmboy
it's secret but he is a SheBoy
And he is ready to destory
that loves to play shooting games in his game boy
He looks at raven
He aims the gameboy on heaven
makes a weird gun sound with his mouth
The bird went South
So i tell him to use glock
you sheboy with bad luck
that loves to live in bangcock
ended up grabbing a FlintLock
So i put him HeadLock
and hid him in BedRock.
Well i think this will offend farmboy but i am weird and made the worst poem ever! if i dont win, hope to get the worst poem award
I've observed a little plagiarism in this thread!
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I hate my nick, but I can't change it now!
There was a member named mr00jimbo
From Canada, where the gun laws did blow
But he was relentless
About being defenseless
And the lack of packin' left him in limbo
But his enthusiasm surged
And he was never discouraged
He wrote politicians around the clock
So that he could legally carry his Glock
So that one day, his safety could be bolstered
If he was allowed to carry a holster.
Last edited by mr00jimbo; 10-21-2012 at 12:27 AM.
Plinker, toss your hat in that ring you say? Well heck, why not Ok, 'cause if I win I don't have to pay.
That's because Farmboy's giving MORE sh!t away, Woo Hoo Hooray!!!
For the cost of a limerick, Darren says "no gimmick! It's a Raven that's up for grabs today."
"Never more, Never More" E.A.Poe sayith the Raven, which is quite fitting don't you think as it's concealment we're craven.
But Alas, I digress because although Canada is the best, concealed carry will never pass our equivalent of American Congress.
Hope is not lost, improvements can be made. Remember the long gun registry? Yea, WE put it in the grave.
So if I'm fortunate, and if I win, know that this holster from Raven will inspire to kill C.C. leg...is...la...tion.
Then and only then will Ol' Edgar's words ring true, Never more, Never more, sayith the Raven.
Now, some have said "Plinker's a Troll, Get a life! Have you know where to go!?"
Yet it's here where gunnutters flock, where else could I get info on my Glock?
Info abounds on CGN, everything from pistols to black powder dealers and more,
Its here we have Equipment Exchange with its valuable rating score.
WTB parts for my Enfield, my shotgun he11 let's face it this place is a store!
"how do you make boolits?" "how do I fit my handguard?" "my knife is dull now what?" the newbie's want to know.
We post, we ROTFLMAO all at their expense, their skins get thick, some reply DILLIGAF but its really them that get the most.
So after my ramblings and I thank you for your time, I believe that now its composition of a poem line....
Hickory Dickory Dock, I've nowhere to hang my Glock...
My knives are sharp, boolits are made, my handguard is solid, can you say the same?
Darren, if you see fit and if you like my rhyme, I'll proclaim One Shot Tactical as my haven...trust me, I have the time
Its October and its getting cold, in a few weeks the Zombie's and Trolls. After that the snow will fly, visions of sugar plums, me oh me oh my.
This is my best, brother its all I got, as we approach the time where we crusaders celebrate the birth of our lord, most, if not all sheath our sword.
Yet my Glock it is exposed. A new Raven Vanguard...would make an excellent Christmas Card, do you not suppose?
Last edited by plinker 777; 10-20-2012 at 07:42 PM.
There are 3 types of people in this world; Those that make things happen, Those that allow things to happen and those that wonder "what happened!?"
So my name is Daver_II,
And I have a question for you.
Since I don't own a glock,
Do you have one in stock?
Or what will my new vanguard do?
And the winner is......
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