RO's who cheat

Someone's been reading the Doodie thread?

they mentioned the "shot coach" iOS app, which looks worthwhile checking out, too
 
I notice we don't see the "unload and show clear" in those videos.

I've heard of people triggering an over-sensitive shot timer when they send the slide home if the RO is a little too close for comfort.
 
Here's the actual post, censored as best I can for the sanctity of CGN ears:

No wonder this ****er was able to pull off his cheating scam for so ****ing long. I'm not sure any of you dumb ****ers could fight your way out of a wet paper bag filled with doodie.

Let's end the suspense. I'm going to go slow since this is Doodie Project. In the video linked below, notice the guy in the white shirt holding the timer. Remember him (that's a clue, ****ers).


Now, take your ****ing I-phone and time that run, which was stage 5 of the 2014 Virginia-Maryland Section Championship. What you just watched was the fastest run on that stage in the entire ****ing match. At least according to the time (20.59) yelled out by white-shirt dude (WSD). My I-phone says otherwise (23.56). By the way, take note that WSD is suited up for shooting, so that must be staff day. That's a another clue mother ****ers.

Well, anyone can make a mistake reading a ****ing timer once (or three times), right? Sure. They're hard to read, especially when the sun is shining, and your good friend is shooting.

Perhaps you should review the rest of those stages. Anyone notice a trend?

Well, if you want to see some real ballsy ****, check out this one from the 2013 USPSA Area 8 Cheating Championship. Make sure your I-phone is fully charged, because you're going to need to time every ****ing stage very carefully. Compare your I-phone times to the times the RO calls out (or the posted scores). You can't see him since it's a hat cam of some kind, but many will recognize the voice of the RO as WSD. I get about 19.5 seconds subtracted in total over all the stages.


Hopefully even the Doodie Dummies have figured out this part of the scam. Look at the timer, calculate any **** ups that your buddy had during his run, and subtract some number of seconds from the real time to call out to the other RO. Remember, YouTube is your friend and can help you find a lot more of this ****. A lot more. If you need more assistance, **** you.

For many, that type of cheating bull**** would be enough. But not for WSD. Sometimes he just feels like ****ing shooters over by adding a couple of seconds to a run. Some of you idiots might recognize this ****er, who, despite being force fed clues by some other ****ing troll, has yet to figure anything out:

http://youtu.be/rN8JWWPdvy8?t=5m5s

See if your I-phone time matches the time shown on USPSA.org. Apparently WSD doesn't like you Doodie ****ers.

For you geniuses that are going to play the video-compression-time bull**** excuse, just check some of the stages (in the first link above, or any other video you find) where WSD isn't holding the timer. Miraculously, those times match the times on my I-phone. Also, that would speed up or slow down the voice commands and other conversation, but they sound perfectly normal. I've yet to find a single video where YouTube compressed or expanded the time on my own videos that I've uploaded. Not one.

Finally, notice that WSD doesn't like showing the timer to the second RO (as 99% of the rest of the ROs of the world do), he nearly always just looks at it and yells out a time. If his style lent itself to picking up the closing of the slide at the "hammer down, holster" command, his buddy should also end up with time added, but that never appears to happen. Never. Also, in nearly every single case I've found of WSD adding time, the time added is a whole number of seconds (usually 1 or 2 seconds, but occasionally more - if the timer says 17.34 and he wants to **** the shooter he says 19.34). It would be some ****ing coincidence if everyone who's been ****ed by WSD closes their slide exactly 1, 2, or 3 seconds after the last shot. And this is in line with his method of subtracting time; it's almost always a whole number of seconds (if the timer says 25.80 and he wants to help his buddy he'll say 20.80).

OK, I'm done playing Nancy Drew and Hardy Boys with you dumb mother ****ers. Get off your asses and check your own videos and YouTube; if you see WSD holding the timer (in major matches or club matches - another clue, ****ers!) pull out your I-phone and have fun.
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Not that cheating in the atlantic area really affects us Canadians.
 
Sadly this is a game. And with games there will be cheaters. It's pretty childish. So just like in elementary school, cheaters should be taken out behind the gym and have some sense knocked into them and never invited to play again.

Cheating is directly screwing over other competitors. Robbing them of the fruits of their efforts.

I have no patience for that bs.
 
Mr Freeze said:
Sadly this is a game. And with games there will be cheaters. It's pretty childish. So just like in elementary school, cheaters should be taken out behind the gym and have some sense knocked into them and never invited to play again. Cheating is directly screwing over other competitors. Robbing them of the fruits of their efforts. I have no patience for that bs.
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+1.
 
Ceska said:
I honestly never considered cheaters in the shooting sports. Thanks for the post kanada kid.
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cheating is hard to avoid sometimes , there have been allegations of cheating in some of the action shooting sports in Canada as well where some squad members have to work as ROs . Some clubs have been trying to break up the idea of squading with friends to avoid this situation , and make sure everyone is timed and marked fairly........
 
For me, the stakes are too small so I don't sweat these things.. I'll be happy to make it into the top 50% in a Level II. I can see how this can really affect the more competitive folk. Hopefully the book will be thrown at Paul Hendrix
 
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