I'm thinking of bolting my Lee 1000 to a kitchen island. Tell me, is this a bad idea? The thing about my kitchen island is that I don't actually do any cooking on it. It seems to be a place I just throw my papers on. I'm just worried polluting the rest of my kitchen.
This is a bad idea for the pollution reason you stated. While it would be possible to clean between reloading and cooking most folks would not do the "hospital operating room" sort of scrub down that would be wise to perform. We just are not that detail oriented.
I like the idea of Lead Hammer's coffee table modification. Although a coffee table is way too low. But if the table were replaced with a slab sided monolithic box that has a top which lifts off, flips over and bolts back down a support stand could be fixed to the new top side.
Going back to the stands. Of the three shown so far that would be considered portable the B&D workmate would be best. Still not as good as solidly clamping it to something fixed to a wall but head and shoulders better than the Ikea or Franklin tables.
It's not that the press will just over balance the table and flip it. There's the lost motion that will occur on just about any free standing lightweight portable table of this sort. Even the nicely clamped table setup in tjhaile's pictures above looks a trifle spindly and wobbly in the legs. It may have worked but I'll bet there was some give to it with every handle pull.
And in the end that's the issue. If the stand or table moves around you're working harder than you need to work to run the lever. And in the case of overly wobbly stands like that Ikea or Franklin table there's going to be a few times you need to catch it from simply falling over from even a slightly enthusiastic lever pull. And that's the two reasons why you need something solidly mounted or solidly stiff and heavy to use as a base for the press.
You asked about the use of a progressive as being possible overkill for hand gun ammo only. Nope, it's the other way around. The higher consumption and reloading required for competitive handgun shooting pretty much demands a good progressive. So you are most certainly going in the right direction. What is needed is a slight compromise to suit your confined living accommodations as to noise and size of the setup. If you can't spare the room for even a compact vertical cabinet which would allow for the closed doors covering up the press then you need to set up something that lets you easily lift out the press and clamp it to somewhere that won't shake around or fall over. For example even if the missus did let you clamp it to the dining table I've seen only a few which I would consider as rigid enough to use for reloading over the long term. Far better to rig up something that allows clamping it to a bathroom counter top or a sturdy dresser top or something of that sort.
It would be different if you were only loading a few rounds now and then In that case even a wobbly surface is fine. It's not great but we can work with it for a short while. But you're talking major numbers of lever pulls so ANY flex or wobble to the mounting surface will become old REAL fast.
I was originally given three boxes of Lee presses and other reloading gear by a helpful sort after I gave them a hand with cleaning up their storage area. It was the gear he started with before seeing the light and going to Dillon. I started out with this and suffered with a lot of little niggling things that I modified to make the Lee 1000 into a decently relliable press. Then along came a used Dillon 550b setup and I jumped on it. I've since passed the always frustrating Lee gear on to a shooting buddy. And I can easily say I won't miss it. There's just too many iffy things going on with the Lee 1000 to make it a nice press to use. I ended up performing a solid 6 modifications to it before I would say that it was as reliable as the Dillon. Even then the silly little "ski slope" primer feed would require cleaning on fairly regular intervals with brake cleaner to remove some little spot of oil that got onto the plastic and caused the primers to stick.
So for your situation where you'll be reloading somewhere around 10K a year I'd say you're going in the right direction with a Dillon or a Hornady. My needs are well supported with the 550. But if you're looking ahead a 650 would keep the doors open to somewhere in the future eventually going with the case and bullet feeders once you move into a house. So if you can spare the added cost keep the future in mind. And of course the Hornady progressive also has the options for all those add ons. But for now in your apartment it sounds like you're in agreement that these add ons are going to be too noisy.
One way in which a wheeled small table would work is if it were made so it wheels into place then clamps to some sort of stub of wall. If you can set up something like that then you get a small size easily rolled away stand but the rigidity of being clamped to something that won't move. Again without seeing the options you have in your apartment it's hard to make anything more than generic suggestions. You need to take these as inspirations and open up your mind to the options for good solid mounting while still being small and easily put away in the blink of an eye.