Would you shoot a sasquatch?

Out of all of the reported sightings and run in`s you would figure that some one somewhere would have shot one by now . And from what that I have heard they stink pretty bad , so if their smelling that rank don't think that I would be all that excited to be chowing down on one . And if you were able to put lead in one who's to say that it wasn't alone ? So now you got a bear sized thing to get out of the bush with quite possibly it buddies ( that are totally pissed off at ya !) That are coming for him . I say make buddies with him get some better pictures of ya doing a fattie or a six pak to gether . Would make a way better story don't ya think and no body dies !
 
I wouldn't shoot one. Just too human-like (or actual human in an ape suit). Wouldn't the best approach be to hunt one be with dogs? With all the foot prints around you'd think we could set some good hounds on the trail. Then we could get one treed or cornered somewhere, tranquilized, and captured. Of course this would only work (and would have been accomplished decades ago) if they actually existed....
 
Never ! But i would put the sasquatch into politics and vote for him. Surely a knuckledragging mouthbreathing prehistoric ape has much more common sense than any of the globalist garbage we have currently for politicians .
 
Okay looks like the sasquatch has a good chance of not being shot. Lets suppose your at your stand on a clear moon lit night and you see a space craft an interstellar planetary vehicle. It lands and a few beings come out - and start taking samples. You have them clear in your scope - would you take a shot? Or will you just tell everyone what you saw so they can say your crazy and laugh? I would take a shot hopefully I will not get zapped by return laser fire
 
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First thing I wouldn't do is assume its gender, or even that it identifies as a sasquatch. Even if it had a 2' dong, you just cant take that risk anymore. It would probably be offended that I was merely there, and more so that I had a firearm. Wait a sec...…. On second thought, I would strip naked and try to assimilate to its culture lol. Bigfoots aren't pussy's.
 
I wouldn't shoot one, and I especially wouldn't eat one, for the same reason that I would apply to chimpanzees or gorillas. They just look too much like people.
 
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