A Moose with a wiper blade !!!!

sealhunter

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OK guys, it's obvious we can take em with bows,and rifles, shotguns and spears,.....

Have you ever taken an animal with an unconvential weapon, or perhaps finished it off unconventionally, or by accident. Not looking for a torture story, or an illegal story, but do you have a story....

I have a real good one but will wait to see how this goes...
 
an attacking dog with my bare hands. It attacked my husky that was on a leash years ago when I lived out west. Dog's owner tried to charge me but ended up getting charged himself. Kicks were not doing anything to keep the sheppard away from my dog so I hit it as hard as I could on the back of its neck and broke it.
 
I hit a deer with my ford tempo, it was buggered up real bad, so was my car, unlike my car, the deer was still semi alive. All I had was a tire iron, glad there were no hippies driving by, sure wouldnt have looked very good.
 
Coyote and foxes with my bare hands. "Body slam" method. Take them from the trap, grab by hind legs and swing over head and slam onto ground. Repeat.

Doberman by strangling it with its own collar. Bit my sister when we were kids.

Broke a deer's neck by straddling and twisting.

Seal with a hammer (can't tell that story).
 
Found a car-crippled raccoon on the Ironworkers Memorial Bridge at 2:00 a.m. once. Tire iron.

As i still lived in an apartment then, I took it home and skinned it in the tub.
 
Not me, but my hunting buddy killed a porcupine with a 2x3x8, It was one of the funniest things that I had seen, the way he was chasing it with that lumber looked like he was going for the pole vault in the olympics. Hilarious:dancingbanana::dancingbanana:
 
I hit a rabbit with my car once in the winter, but didn't kill him. He ran in front of me with a broken leg and skinned out ass. Took him out with a snow scraper and had him the next day for supper.

Hit an Elk in my truck in Jasper. The elk was crossing the road and while watching him cross I did not see the one that was tagging 10 yrds behind him.
This happened in fron of about 4 families who were watching the animals from a hotel parking lot.
There were kids crying, parents shouting out murderer, my head and leg busted, girlfriends head skinned out. The elk wasn't dead though. It layed there moaning and groaning and hitting it's head off the road. It really was an awful sight. The Cops showed up and called the Wardens or whoever. 30 minutes later they had not shown up. The Cop sighed and said "do you know how much paper work this is gonna take" he then said everyone back in their vehicles and move out of the area. He then shot itand blood went everywhere!!! A big pool formed. Then me and a few guys dragged it off the road. I am positive that there are some traumatized kids cause of that one.
 
Forgot one.

Me and DAd were partridge hunting andon the way home we heard the quacking. Next thing there was a partridge flying around in the car, and a Gordon Setter chasing it like it was posessed, all while driving about 80 down the highway. It flew across in front of Dad and he smacked it off the stairing wheel but the dog was right behind. then it got down around the peddles and the dog was now ontop of Dad trying to get there too. It then flew out in the back and got under the seat. We had an old car at the time with a bench seat that youn pulled the handle and it went ahead and back. Well DAd grabbed the handle and started rocking, QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK< then blub and nothing.
We got out at home with a dog that was choking and gagging on feathes. Me and Dad were covered in feathers and the car looked like a pillow exploded in it.
It was just one of those stories you couldn't make up if you wanted to.
 
Killed a bison with a 30-06...........oh, did I mention it was in a residential area of Edmonton????

I drowned a bear one time after he tried to bite me.
 
sealhunter said:
Forgot one.

Me and DAd were partridge hunting andon the way home we heard the quacking. Next thing there was a partridge flying around in the car...
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I just posted almost an identical story on another thread, that happened to me and my father. I had shot a partridge (spruce grouse) and placed it in the back of a Explorer. We were driving down the road and I heard a fluttering and looked in the rearview mirror to see the dang partridge jumping around and flapping. I pulled over, climbed into the back seat and rung it's neck. The worse part was cleaning the sh@t up afterwards...but hey, at least we never lost our partridge! :D
 
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