Assault rifles...for people with good taste" ??

JOHAN;
"oh...so YOU'RE the guy who does the "hey kid, for your information, santa's not real, neither is the easter bunny, and the tooth fairy was just your mom"... "

Tell me this is not true ?? If it is you have shattered every illusion of reality that I ever had....

JOHN
 
The tooth fairy isn't real? Why the #### am I saving all these teeth! Damn it that ruins my ambush bait... So very depressing...

The true definition of assault rifle is "any rifle that you hit another person with." Got that one from Wikipedia so it must be true *snicker*
 
JOHAN;
"oh...so YOU'RE the guy who does the "hey kid, for your information, santa's not real, neither is the easter bunny, and the tooth fairy was just your mom"... "

Tell me this is not true ?? If it is you have shattered every illusion of reality that I ever had....

JOHN

John: sorry, but I blew the Easter Bunny's hea..., er, shot and cooked him into a nice stew last week. He was delicious.
 
"hippy f**k love sticks or baby killing death rods"

If you ever do change the subhead - you're not going to get any better than that.

Although it would exclude my doomsday weapon that runs on the tears of baby seals.
 
Naw, get it straight. Barrel shrouds are the shoulder things that go up.

Sorry, my bad.:D
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Leave the poor guy alone.

I mean really, what's wrong with a guy joining up and immediately wanting to change the way we've been doing things for five or six years?

Isn't it entirely possible he's right and all the rest of us are wrong?
 
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