Religion isn't always a personal choice, Ganderite. Islam was spread by means every bit as ugly, even uglier, than early Christianity: when Olaf Tryggvason became King in Norway (995), everyone who did not convert to Christianity was killed, according to the saga account.
Many people converted originally out of sheer terror and their descendants today just follow what their parents taught them.
Islam CAN be a religion of peace; it's the crackpots who are making it into something else, same as 'militant Christianity' is something to fear if you happen to worship Odin and Thor, or Bast the pussycat-goddess (who was also the Divine Avenger, come to think of it).
Problem with religion is that it gets all mixed up with politics and turns into something which its Founders did not want, be they Moses (remember the Canaanite massacres in the Bible?) or Gautama the Buddha or Jesus the Nazarene or whoever. Look at Protestant Christianity: 30 years of open warfare.... on behalf of peace.
Militant Judaism, Militant Christianity, Militant Buddhism, Militant Zoroastrianism, Militant Catholicism, Militant Protestantism, Militant Communism, Militant National Socialism, all are equally abhorrent in my book. Live and let live.
Thus endeth the rant.
But it IS funny as all get-out.
I want one that says PREPARE TO MEET THY MAKER in nice Gothic script. Figure that will get the message across without hurting anyone's feelings!
And that's the part that I don't understand: it's okay to kill them.... just don't hurt their feelings while they're shooting at you.