Got a Present in the Mail today, can you guess what i am?

[mareshow]

Here's a picture

 

[TinkerBell]

a pelican case...

 

[mareshow]

a pelican case...

well yeah but there is something inside the case...

 

[*MALICE*]

a fleshlight with the bracket to attach it to your Ipad?

 

[Runningfool]

well yeah but there is something inside the case...

Is it FOAM?

Sorry for being a smartass but it is Friday and all

 

[bck1968]

A "Big Scary Gun"?

 

[greg11]

a fleshlight with the bracket to attach it to your Ipad?

Oh mannnnn!!!! Best Idea Ever.

My guess, Sherman Tank.

 

[CV32]

It has to be something with the shoulder thing that goes up. Only rational explanation.

 

[Unagi604]

it must be a black or green rifle lol

 

[handofzeus]

Jebus....OPEN THE CASE!!! Well?.......WELL?! (I HATE surprises) I'm dyin' here!

 

[shredder]

Is it a super-scary baby-killing sniper rifle with the shoulder thingy that goes up???

 

[chadeech]

Its a baby elephant carrying an accordian playing monkey on his back

 

[Jarlath]

You took the box? Let's see what's in the box!

Nothing! Absolutely NOTHING!

 

[Timbertec]

a fleshlight with the bracket to attach it to your Ipad?

Only my fleshlight needs a case that big! Do you have any idea how much it cost me to get it specially made????




Is it a years supply of Anti-fungal cream?

 

[mareshow]

Only my fleshlight needs a case that big! Do you have any idea how much it cost me to get it specially made????




Is it a years supply of Anti-fungal cream?

Damn i thought if i hid this post in here nobody would guess fungal cream... oh well... or it might be a rifle that only shoots baby head shots no matter what you aim it at. Just locates the nearest baby head and no more baby

 

[I <3 M14]

A big box of ####?

 

[kbracey]

A Pelican....it says so right on the case!

 

[Mac]

It could be some body parts. Seems to be par for these days.

- edit - MAYBE a half eaten ass-cheek.

 

[Mirk]

40 watt plasma rifle?

 

[Silveragent]

Schroedinger's rifle?