OccasionallyOnTarget
CGN frequent flyer
- Location
- Burnaby, BC
What's the best shotgun for mosquitos?
... Or go the Liam Neeson wolf defense route and tape broken airplane bottles of scotch to your fists.
Coyotes will not attack unless they see your eyes or there is silence . When ever I think a coyote is nearby I close my eyes real tight and hum monty python tunes . The worst thing you can do is play dead female Coyotes will mount a prone figure lying on the ground so never play dead the males get insanely jealous.When a male Coyote circles you three times from the left side he is getting ready to pee on you .You will see his leg raise right before the violation. The only safe thing to do in this case is convince a buddy to lay down and play dead. if you follow these simple steps you will make it out alive.
Right, the shepard bones might puncture the yotes intestines and kill it.Or take the German Shepard out for a walk.
I was right, none of these are getting any funnier. However, I'm the dumas still reading this thread. Serves me well.
Maybe a sense of humour would help?
Atomic bomb is sufficient to defend against attacks from more violent-type game, such as wolves, wolverines, and the dreaded, fierce coyote.
There you go slaymoar!
Sorry guys , I 'm french speaking. English is my second language.
(Wish it was first). That explain the defenSe word !
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