Scary Gun Sale #2

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  1. Frontier Firearms's Avatar

    Frontier Firearms said:

    Scary Gun Sale #2

    Today we have another scary gun that needs to leave our presence. This one is the Zastava EZ9 9mm. This pistol is based on the Sig 226. As a cheaper version of the lethal 226, it can only mean trouble as only gang bangers would want to buy this firearm (Saturday Night Special).

    The 9mm Luger, also known as 9mm Nato, is a military grade caliber only for killing and has not practical use for civilians to own.

    The pistol has a Pic rails for lasers and flashlights, and other tactical items that you have no reason to own. The pistol is supplied with 2, 10 rounds Mags (even though you have no need to have more then 5 rounds).

    This pistol does not belong in civilian hands! Common, why does anyone need to own one of these?




    Last edited by Frontier Firearms; 08-05-2016 at 03:23 PM.
     
  2. VinnyQC said:
    Quote Originally Posted by Frontier Firearms View Post
    If someone's in the underwear buisiness, call this guy, he needs a new pair.
     
  3. Price449's Avatar

    Price449 said:
    Are you being sarcastic? I'm unable to tell...
     
  4. 1960's Avatar

    1960 said:
    freakin' halarious!
     
  5. The Joe-Man's Avatar

    The Joe-Man said:
    This is easily the best ad I've ever read.
    We stand on guard for thee.
     
  6. jmichelin84's Avatar

    jmichelin84 said:
    You are the best for ads, I've been feeling blue all day and I can't stop laughing, this ad is golden
    Is it wrong to love the clack clack bang, but wanna run from a click tick lol
     
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    Concept2w said:
    edit
    Last edited by Concept2w; 06-10-2017 at 06:32 PM. Reason: edit
     
  8. canmic's Avatar

    canmic said:
    Quote Originally Posted by Price449 View Post
    Are you being sarcastic? I'm unable to tell...
    See what happens to people who live in Trawna?
     
  9. Percussion said:
    Literally best way to sell gun, works wonderfully in the states
     
  10. Pumpjack said:

    Wink

    Damn, you made me shoot coffee out my nose, LOL

    This site is very scary, hahahah