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    Scary Gun Sale #2

    Today we have another scary gun that needs to leave our presence. This one is the Zastava EZ9 9mm. This pistol is based on the Sig 226. As a cheaper version of the lethal 226, it can only mean trouble as only gang bangers would want to buy this firearm (Saturday Night Special).

    The 9mm Luger, also known as 9mm Nato, is a military grade caliber only for killing and has not practical use for civilians to own.

    The pistol has a Pic rails for lasers and flashlights, and other tactical items that you have no reason to own. The pistol is supplied with 2, 10 rounds Mags (even though you have no need to have more then 5 rounds).

    This pistol does not belong in civilian hands! Common, why does anyone need to own one of these?




    Last edited by Frontier Firearms; 08-05-2016 at 03:23 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Frontier Firearms View Post
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    Are you being sarcastic? I'm unable to tell...

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    freakin' halarious!

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    This is easily the best ad I've ever read.
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    You are the best for ads, I've been feeling blue all day and I can't stop laughing, this ad is golden
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    Quote Originally Posted by Price449 View Post
    Are you being sarcastic? I'm unable to tell...
    See what happens to people who live in Trawna?

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    Literally best way to sell gun, works wonderfully in the states

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    Damn, you made me shoot coffee out my nose, LOL

    This site is very scary, hahahah

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