"Want to buy some ARVN rifles? Never been fired and only dropped once!"
The jokes and rivalry goes back before the Napoleonic wars. They weren't a joke then either! I'm sure they had many English jokes themselves. The quick surrenders in WWI and WWII were most likely a result of the government of the day, rather than the efforts of their actual military and individual soldiers. No need to get all serious. On a side note, I've always wanted a FAMAS. But of course they were prohibited.