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Thread: The Fat Kid Has his finger on the Trigger!!!!

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    LMAO! Awesome images....
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    190000 calories wont get you six months. Most men need twice that to be healthy

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    Quote Originally Posted by rlummerding View Post
    190000 calories wont get you six months. Most men need twice that to be healthy
    You just need to supplement with beer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rlummerding View Post
    190000 calories wont get you six months. Most men need twice that to be healthy
    Yep, I would need about 450 000 to maintain. I have bought a lot of this stuff just in case but it is a luxury. I figure its about 30$ a day for the 2500 calories I need.

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    Quote Originally Posted by propliner View Post
    You just need to supplement with beer.
    That's no joke. It's one of the best ways to make water safe. He should sell beer kits as survival rations. Great thread and great salesmanship.
    “One ought to be just before one is generous.” —Churchill 1947

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    Quote Originally Posted by B.H.B View Post
    That's no joke. It's one of the best ways to make water safe. He should sell beer kits as survival rations. Great thread and great salesmanship.
    Sort of true: beer makes water safe to drink only because they typically boil the wort before adding the yeast. A 5% beer isn't enough to kill off the nasties.

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    Almost wanna buy some because the advertising is so great

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    the irony here is the name of the company (Wise Company). 1,043 calories per day is what this equates to. So while the rations may keep you alive, you'll be so thin, sickly and malnourished you'll wish you were dead anyway.

    Great product.

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    ^^^^ don't worry, the salt content will perserve your corpse

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