SHOT Show 2018: Pet Rock (upgraded)

[kombayotch]

Finally the long overdue upgrade of the pet rock has arrived and is being released at SHOT.

New features include:
-Larger eyes
-Change to a square shape to prevent rolling off the table
-Removal of hair (which really served no practical purpose)
-Smile has been changed to a smirk
-Inclusion of a nose
-Hat to add an air of sophistication

No MSRP or release date have been set yet.

[Deuce-deuce]

Larger eyes and a match grade hat.

[NewfoundlandLaw]

Any pre-order dates?

[NewfoundlandLaw]

And is it non-restricted?

[RL1]

oh man i walked right by that confused thinking why would someone at SHOT have a statue of Justin Trudeau on their table but this makes much more sense...the rock is one of the oldest known weapons to man...save huge on reloading too

[Mr.4x4]

That’s what’s in Trudeau’s head

[sm]

oh man i walked right by that confused thinking why would someone at SHOT have a statue of Justin Trudeau on their table but this makes much more sense...the rock is one of the oldest known weapons to man...save huge on reloading too

What an insult to rocks everywhere
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[hollowedpoint]

Lol does it include DMR safety?

[.30/06 FTW]

Lol does it include DMR safety?

Chrome lined barrel, takes AR mags and can shoot into space?

[robxcr]

And is it non-restricted?

Prohibited. Its 80% on the way to a cannoball!!!