To paraphrase a T-shirt I once saw: I’d Google her Yahoo if she sat on my Facebook.
To paraphrase a T-shirt I once saw: I’d Google her Yahoo if she sat on my Facebook.
In my favorite dream I'm on the old Tonight Show with Johnny Carson. Rosie O'Donnell is also on spouting some dumb s**t. So I swing a large Northern Pike like a bat and smack her right in the fat yap. Debbie Travis and Sarah Palin coo seductively. Johnny and Ed high five me. The audience gives me a rousing standing ovation. Later we pick up Dean and Jerry and head over to Hef's.
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