We’ve got a Winner!!!
Folks, you’ve done it once again. We laughed, we cried, we rolled our eyes so hard we may have strained them. And now we have this year’s winner:
Congratulations, canadaboi - you’re this year’s winner with,
THE “WHERE DID MY CHRISTMAS BUDGET GO!?” SALE!
You may not know where your budget went, but we have a sneaking suspicion we might.
We were swamped with terrific entries, but these few were our standouts. Our runners-up were:
Rootin Tootin Start Your Shootin Sale!
~ DoubleKnot
Extravagunza
~ FirearmsEnthusiast
The "Freedom Isn't Free, But Today It's Cheaper" Sale.
~ Hokus Grey
Kill Bill: Volume C-71 sale
~ Paulo Franco
Thank you to all of our entrants!
Stay tuned for sale pricing and more information!
Last Years Winner:
After gems like:
“The Undeniable Reliable Annual Salepocalypse”
"EPIC SALE OF GINORMOUSNESS!"
"Once Every 65 YEARS" MASSIVE SALE"
"KICK-ASS SALE!!"
"BIGGEST F*#@ING SALE EVER"
"LEGENDARY SALE OF AWESOMENESS"
We’re expecting greatness.
So get to submitting those ideas - bonus points for imagery!
We look forward to seeing what you folks come up with.
...But seriously, Saley McSaleface Sale will be an automatic disqualification.