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    Business Member Rep Wolverine .303's Avatar
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    Wolverine's Sorry Bag of Swag

    The day was April 7th, 2019. It was a Sunday afternoon in the quiet valley where the Wolverines reside.. The sun was hidden behind a curtain of dreary clouds overcasting above, hiding the much needed sun in the hidden Assiniboine Valley. In the distance a collection of buildings known as Wolverine Supplies were resting from a long week of supplying Canada with some of the best firearms and accessories available. But then there was an unsettling buzz… a hum if you will that would be unnerving to the most veteran IT specialist. Someone had gone and unplugged the Blinky Light that keeps the Wolverine’s website strong..

    The Blinky Light faded away along with the website… the country was shaken but not broken. We banded together and waited in solace as some of the IT world’s greatest heros forged a new Blinky Light in the heart of the Wolverine’s Den… A booming roar came from the servers as she came back online! The world rejoiced but the damage had been done. Being dark for so long has left it’s mark on the world. The only thing the Wolverines can do now is the most Canadian thing we can think of…..say we are Sorry.

    So for the first 100x orders this weekend ( ends April 14th at midnight ) over $25.00 we will be adding our bag of apologies. We shall regain your trust again Canada as your most reliable website to browse. Check it out right here at Wolverine Supplies by clicking the link below! As always:

    You can E-mail us at: sales@wolverinesupplies.com

    You can Call us at: 204-748-2454

    You can send at letter to: Box 729 , #1 River Valley Road, Virden, MB, R0M 2C0 , Canada

    You can send a messenger to : Lattitude#49.89617 | Longitude -100.85384 NE ¼ 5-11-25

    https://www.wolverinesupplies.com/Pr...ry-Bag-of-Swag
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    Phone: (204) 748-2454
    E-mail: sales@wolverinesupplies.com
    www.wolverinesupplies.com

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    Super GunNutz GreenBob's Avatar
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    Cute.
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    HELP! I sold my soul to the internet xdmer's Avatar
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    ^very cute. Glad you're back online.

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    I was there for the great outage of 2019.
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    2019....sheesh.....The greatest outage since the coming of the web!
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    "To err is human; to really screw things up you need a computer".

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    Happy to see the website is up and running again, just placed an order.

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    Wolverine 2019, we will rebuild
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    It's alright, we're happy to have you back up.

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    I was thinking MacGyver's IT services showed up and left you guys with a stick of gum and a clothes pin, then said "Have at 'er"

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