Except they can't act like its a cakewalk 2.2 million times but must take very reasonable under the circumstances precautions that are resource intensive to blow out 2.2 million candles one by one.
Each of those is a potential or real public relations nightmare or worse as is every mistake, error, wrong address etc
The candles have to do nothing except stay lit, wait and not blow themselves out.
You don't lose poker by having the worst cards but by folding them yourself.