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    Lightbulb Area 51 themed muzzle devices

    Nearly two million people have RSVP'd to meet up in Nevada and storm the semi-secret US military base known as Area 51, the subject of many conspiracy theories. The facility is rumoured to contain things hidden from the public, like advanced spacecraft, extraterrestrial beings, and a tube of toothpaste that 5 out of 5 dentists recommend.




    The resulting memes are works of art:






















    Obviously it's all a joke (mostly... )
    To get in on the fun we've released these three Area 51- themed muzzle devices with varying degrees of extraterrestrial aesthetics:


    the Area 51 Raider Muzzle Brake

    A simple muzzle brake with an extraterrestrial look, this brake reduce the felt recoil. The ports are uniformly distributed at 6 positions around the entire body, because the're no up or down in space.
    (5/8" .308 version of this will be released next week.)


    The Area 51 Liberator Flash Hider

    No ordinary three-prong style hider, the Liberator has flutes, slots, dots, and ribs. It reduces flash, performs time dilation, and warps space.


    The Area 51 Defender Muzzle Brake

    True story: this muzzle brake design was leaked from Area 51 before the raid, originating from a reptilian alien's phased 40-watt plasma rifle. The triangular shape gives your gun the exotic and elusive illuminati pyramid powers. Some believe it lets the mothership influence your thoughts; I say that's a bunch of earthling nonsense.
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    Need a naruto runner yeeeet ar15

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    Seriously, we need a way to attach SKS bayonets to shotguns. That's out there.
    So are you NOW ready to expect justice? Vote CPC with expectations. Praetorians can blow.

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    A tube a toothpaste that 5 out of 5 dentist recommended, now that’s funny right there.

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    Quote Originally Posted by frabill View Post
    Need a naruto runner yeeeet ar15
    https://youtu.be/QhBnZ6NPOY0
    f:P

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    Oh gawd TNA's meme game has me wanting to buy a triangle muzzle device...

    The first one could double as a butt plug and the second one is ribbed for her pleasure...
    Someone stop the planet and let me off for awhile. I need a break from all this stupidity!!! - posted by Northern Amateur

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    Quote Originally Posted by True North Arms Corp View Post
    Nearly two million people have RSVP'd to meet up in Nevada and storm the semi-secret US military base known as Area 51, the subject of many conspiracy theories. The facility is rumoured to contain things hidden from the public, like advanced spacecraft, extraterrestrial beings, and a tube of toothpaste that 5 out of 5 dentists recommend.




    The resulting memes are works of art:






















    Obviously it's all a joke (mostly... )
    To get in on the fun we've released these three Area 51- themed muzzle devices with varying degrees of extraterrestrial aesthetics:


    the Area 51 Raider Muzzle Brake

    A simple muzzle brake with an extraterrestrial look, this brake reduce the felt recoil. The ports are uniformly distributed at 6 positions around the entire body, because the're no up or down in space.
    (5/8" .308 version of this will be released next week.)


    The Area 51 Liberator Flash Hider

    No ordinary three-prong style hider, the Liberator has flutes, slots, dots, and ribs. It reduces flash, performs time dilation, and warps space.


    The Area 51 Defender Muzzle Brake

    True story: this muzzle brake design was leaked from Area 51 before the raid, originating from a reptilian alien's phased 40-watt plasma rifle. The triangular shape gives your gun the exotic and elusive illuminati pyramid powers. Some believe it lets the mothership influence your thoughts; I say that's a bunch of earthling nonsense.
    Stanley, and the gang; you guys really crack me up.

    The meme's are on-point. Kudos!
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    Quote Originally Posted by M&P 40 View Post
    A tube a toothpaste that 5 out of 5 dentist recommended, now that’s funny right there.
    It's all over imgur and others. They strongly believe that 10th dentist that recommends Colgate is at Area 51

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    Quote Originally Posted by redape View Post
    it's all over imgur and others. They strongly believe that 10th dentist that recommends colgate is at area 51
    lol

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    Well done guys. I love seeing businesses have fun with their customers. Kudos
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