Sometimes you get an email like this from a real ####### at 7am on a Saturday morning. This one is pure gold. I guess they're upset that Canada is big and Australians are cowards? In any case, this is too good not to share.
Context: They ordered Thursday and we shipped it Friday.
It should go without saying that sending an email like this to us will result in your account being suspended and you being barred from ordering anything from us in the future.