Go back and look again ... I tried to purchase my coffin-shaped model in silver or grey ... but it was not available. In hindsight, the rectangular model (with two hidden pack-straps rather than one hidden sling) would have been a much better choice.
About 40 years ago, CBC Radio (when it was a class act) conducted a challenge to its listeners on one of the network's national morning shows ... long before the internet ... and it was ... "a short-story in six words" ...
There was ONE that I will always remember forever ...
"Baby shoes for sale. Never worn."