handofzeus
CGN Ultra frequent flyer
- Location
- S. Ont
After a lifetime in The Hammer and 32 years in the same house I'm heading north. I can't afford the taxes and the upkeep of a large 120+ year old house anymore and after a quad bypass in November and being on my own I just can't keep it all together. Took a bit of a hit on the sale value due to the overall condition but was able to get a little place on half acre in the middle of nowhere (near Port Loring) and bank sme cash. Medical help will be an issue but I don't really care as long as I'm out of the cesspool that Hamilton has turned into. The clincher was last summer when a shirtless nutjob who was walking up the middle of Victoria Ave during rush hour decided to confront my truck. I had to come to a stop along with everyone else as he stared me down and wouldn't move. He then shrugged and began climbing onto my bumper and hood. I opted to not allow it and floored it. He literally flew over the cab and landed HARD in the box. I was near King William (and Central Cop Shop) so I made the turn with dinkus in the back and was confronted by road closed signs. With traffic everywhere I sped around the block to King street while swerving like a crazy person to give my passenger the shake 'n' bake treatment! pulling up to the front doors at Central I leaned on the horn for at least 20 seconds while none of Hamilton's 'finest' bothered to even poke a head out. Seeing where he was, Dippy hopped out of the truck and sauntered away. It wasn't until I got back home that I realized his bodily impact had completely bowed out my tailgate. It took 2 hours to get to the point of being operable again but during that whole process the decision to leave was being carefully plotted and here we are. Finally going to live in a place where I don't HAVE to interact with human garbage. SERENITY NOW!!!!