A call to disagree on pistol stuff

I disagree!! I can't believe nobodys mentioned Nerf yet!! This thread is so derailed.........and what happened to the bacon?:confused:
 
Two important themes have persisted throughout this thread: bacon, and marauding space bears. I'm now greatly concerned that there isn't enough room in my safe to protect the bacon from this threat. Obviously time to sell some inferior guns, identified here or at random, and make room for bacon. And no space bear would ever agree to eat something as distasteful as a gun-grabbing liberal if there was bacon available. They would have to be both starving and stupid, and I think it's obvious that space bears aren't stupid. C'mon, they got into SPACE.

Save the bacon from the space bears. All other weekend tasks have now been replaced!
 
The best weapon for space bears is a Browning Buckmark. It's kinda like elephants and mice. They're scared of small projectiles, fine with big bore. The upside is that for $29.95 at Walmart, I can take on an entire company of space bears.
 
I can't believe that anyone in their right mind would say a 5946 is the best pistol. I would have to disagree. Everyone knows that a good 1911 is the best pistol.
 
enefgee said:
Are you sure you're qualified for bacon - in Ontario you have to take a club sponsored safety course for bacon.
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No...that's why I don't live in Ontario.

No freaking club ATT's to transport my bacon.

No practise with unsalted bacon before you move up to Maple cured

And no bedwetting fudd RO's telling me I can't unload 5 shots into Space in under 5 seconds...
 
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