AmmoSupply.ca Holiday Giveaway

I just can't believe how 'politically correct' the world has become.

I was in a mall today and the mall Santa was yelling out "lady of the evening, lady of the evening, lady of the evening".

Santas elves are called "subordinate clauses"

Santa is not 'fat'. He is 'extra fluffy'

Snow White slept with 7 little men, and only 1 was grumpy (oops, wrong fairy tale)

Sorry, my .02 (.0175 American) cents worth.

Bearc
 
christmas lights, not mine, yet.

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Our draw takes place on Wednesday next week! The lucky winner will get some ammo in their stocking (we'll take notes from your previous orders to figure out what you'll like). Don't forget that some decent firearms/hunting Christmas jokes will also get a little bonus :)
 
Well...?

The day is rapidly drawing to a close, who won?

(I'm a little excited)

You're right! It's time. So, we used a random number generator at random.org to pick 4 order numbers. Here are the results:

1st prize: stocking with ammo - Terry E. from Calgary

The three runner up $25 gift certificates from AmmoSupply.ca go to:
Andrew S. from Regina
Doug W. from Kelowna
Lyle G. from Red Deer

Congratulations, Merry Christmas, and we will be contacting you with your winnings!

To the awesome people who posted relevant and amusing jokes, we will be contacting you to give you a $10 gift certificate to AmmoSupply.ca


Commiserations to those who did not win - blame the random number generator. But we'll aim to do a monthly draw in 2014 for our customers each month and run another Christmas giveaway next year. Thank you to each and every one of you who have supported AmmoSupply.ca in our first year - we look forward to helping you with your "needs" in 2014 :)
 
I guess I can look at it this way if it wasn't for you Terry I wouldn't be getting such a good deal on ammo. But then again I wouldn't be spending so much. Oh crap I just can't win with this.:confused:
 
I guess I can look at it this way if it wasn't for you Terry I wouldn't be getting such a good deal on ammo. But then again I wouldn't be spending so much. Oh crap I just can't win with this.:confused:

Ya... It's Kate's fault really!... Luring us weak mind males in with her spoils of great deals and awesome service!... she's a bad bad girl... LOL!..
 
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