Best Shipping Notification ever

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The title says it all.
If you don't know what it means, it means you haven't shopped at
Budget Shooter Supply lately. You should.
 
Oh com'on, what's it mean.

I'm not getting any commissions from Henry, but this is like
Poker. You have to buy into the game (or buy something) to see the email.
To satisfy your curiosity = purchase required (unless Henry sees this and decides
to send you a free email. (Or, even better for his fans, post the text here.)
 
Spoiler alert !!!!!

This was mine back in September :

GOOD NEWS!!!Your items have been shipped.

"Your items were gently taken from our shelves with sterilized contamination-free gloves and placed onto a satin pillow.

A team of 50 employees inspected your products and polished them to make sure they were in the best possible condition before mailing.

My packing specialist from Japan lit a candle and a hush fell over the crowd as he put your products into the finest packaging that money can buy.

We all had a wonderful celebration afterwards and the whole party is set
to march down the street to the post office, where the entire town
of Surrey will wave "Bon Voyage!!" to your package.

I hope you had a wonderful time shopping with me on the Internet. I sure did. Your picture is on our wall as "Customer Of The Year". I’m exhausted but can't wait for you to come back again."
 
WOW, just for that, he deserves that we purchase from him! I'll check on his store next time I need something!

And from what Raton57 said (something about "elves"), it seems
that Henry changes his "routine" from time to time.
 
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