i could really use that. i've whacked about a dozen or so of the little buggers off my deck. the big black and grey guys were illegally imported into BC, then to Stanley Park. they destroyed the native red squirrel population there. vancouver being the in the top five biggest liberal ####holes in the country, they opted to transplant the black and grey bushtails instead of kill them. guess what? they stuck a bunch in the woods behind my place. now they've killed off my nice red squirrels. i liked the little red devils. but these black and grey brutes are fair game. i drop 'em with a pellet gun as soon as i see them.
i had a friend over and he called me upstairs. "dude, there's a squirrel on your deck, come check it out."
me: "black, grey or red?"
him: "black man, it's so cool!"
me: "#*#$ing #*$#sucker!!"
him: "whoa! what's with the pellet gun!?"
*crack*
me: "that's what's with the pellet gun. a dead black bushtail is a good black bushtail. damn immigrants*"
lol. i thought it was a very entertaining exchange.
*immigrants meaning squirrels, not people. just to clear things up for our PC police...