Talking about warm beer. One year on opening day of bighorn sheep on a certain mountain, I left my vehicle at dark in the morning in mid September. I'm always one that can find water to drink on a mountain, so didn't take any. Hot day, no water to be found, hard clibing all day. Late afternoon I return to my vehicle, very dehydrated. Game warden was waiting there. My first words were, "Have you got anything in that vehicle to drink?" He said the only thing he had was some beer and it "might" be warm, since his vehicle was in the sun. I said, "It will be wet, let's have it."
That beer was a cross betwen warm and hot, bit it WAS wet, I guess better than nothing.