Chinese Tok type 54 user manual is a hoot.

[Harold Manback]

No anesthetics, no hurdle racing. Chokers in the barrel. Racking the slide fiercely, sound that damages your eyes. The whole publication makes me laugh.

 

[B]

Engrish.

 

[Tengoo]

No anesthetics, no hurdle racing. Chokers in the barrel. Racking the slide fiercely, sound that damages your eyes. The whole publication makes me laugh.

I'm a fairly literate person. Any Asian country that wants to pay me $1000 per day [plus expenses] to massage their manuals into something not ridiculous is welcome to approach me.

[Seriously, I can't understand why Asian companies can't employ _one_ English-speaking translator so their manuals aren't ridiculous].

 

[The_Red_Rabbit]

I'm a fairly literate person. Any Asian country that wants to pay me $1000 per day [plus expenses] to massage their manuals into something not ridiculous is welcome to approach me.

[Seriously, I can't understand why Asian companies can't employ _one_ English-speaking translator so their manuals aren't ridiculous].

Who read the user manual on a Tokarev?

YouTube is best.

 

[Kezh1729]

Why do you even need to read the user manual? LMAO
Seriously, all you need is the diagram thats it. You do know that selling these type 54s doesn't make any money for them right? If you want a top notch user manual go invest a $10K 2011, I'm sure their user manual is top of the line... Tenda was blowing them out 2 for $200...

 

[Harold Manback]

Why do you even need to read the user manual? LMAO
Seriously, all you need is the diagram thats it. You do know that selling these type 54s doesn't make any money for them right? If you want a top notch user manual go invest a $10K 2011, I'm sure their user manual is top of the line... Tenda was blowing them out 2 for $200...

There is nothing wrong with their user manual everything that needs to be there is there. Everyone that reads it is going to know that they are talking about an obstruction when they say chocker. They did very well passing along the information they felt was necessary despite the obvious language barrier. It just ended up being worded really funny.

I count this as a perk, not a flaw. Very pleased with the whole purchase.

 

[Rippo]

Copy paste I want to see it!

 

[Rick911]

Never took the time to read it.

 

[Grizzly Adams]

Just thinning out my accumulation of tool user manuals I have acquired over the years. I have an air powered palm nailer the manual of which says, not to be used by a person under 18.

Grizz

 

[Quiet]

Copy paste I want to see it!

Yes. I'm wondering if it was written on a manual typewriter, like some of the old Norinco manuals from years ago, or have they gone high-tech now?

 

[Grouse Man]

Oh man that is GOLD! You gotta scan or take pictures, we need more from this manual of hilarity!

 

[themarauder]

Scan and post or it didn't happen.

 

[johnny1984]

Had a Norinco NP -17.

Had the exact same issue. Was fun to read, thank god there was pictures!

 

[RightWingIndian]

My friend's norc ar15 manual had spaceships on the cover or something.

 

[mboy67]

I have one new in the box in the back of my safe been there for years now I want to dig it out and have a look.

 

[marshall]

My friend's norc ar15 manual had spaceships on the cover or something.

Well you know that it will shot space crafts in space ( US ones of course)

 

[David_t_gray]

Reminds me of a manual I had for another Chinese gun. The highlight was in the safety section where it said “do not partake of the drinking when shooting”.

 

[mboy67]

well I dug mine out never read it before till now and wow the bad English.

 

[Harold Manback]

well I dug mine out never read it before till now and wow the bad English.
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