Covert Tactical Insertion of........ Christmas Cheer

[smeagol]

2 days ago...

Wifey: "We've only had this elf on the shelf for 3 days and I'm running out of ideas already!"

Me: "Relax, it's just a friggin elf on the shelf. He's only supposed to show up on your dresser and $h!t. Plus, they're only children, so there's no pressure for creativity. Just stick it over there somewhere."

Wifey: "Thanks, really helpful. You're just grumpy because you can't come up with any awesome ideas for this."

20 minutes ago...

Challenge accepted

Thanks CanAm! We really showed her!

 

[--PA--]

I love it !!! Good job

 

[CDNbear]

awesome ....

 

[richmyster]

Mine sits on my desk at work. We had a cop here yesterday because buddy called the police on accident (have to dial 9 before calling out, and he dialed 1 for long distance and hit 1 again on accident), and he saw my pen and asked me if i had a permit for it. Oh cop, if only you knew what was sitting at home...

 

[frumpy]

Nice, but you should have attached it to a ceiling fan to make it look like the chopper is flying in circles.

 

[CanAm]

nice, this is going on facebook

 

[auracle]

Oh cop, if only you knew what was sitting at home...

lol

 

[keitha]

Laugh my ass off! where did you get your signature? The guy racking the gun and the slide flys off the gun. What movie is that from?

 

[JimboJones]

Laugh my ass off! where did you get your signature? The guy racking the gun and the slide flys off the gun. What movie is that from?

Hugh Laurie, in a sketch from the show, A Bit Of Fry & Laurie.

 

[pomelum]

Mine sits on my desk at work. We had a cop here yesterday [...] and he saw my pen and asked me if i had a permit for it. Oh cop, if only you knew what was sitting at home...

he was joking? right right?
what a time we live in...

 

[Potshot21]

Hahahaha, thats hilarious! Good work

 

[Labman]

That is brilliant! That elf is bringing you Christmas cheer whether you want it or not.

 

[smeagol]

The boys got a pretty big kick out of it this morning! Now hopefully the elf will tell Santa to hurry up and bring me a replacement socom 18...

 

[NavyDiver369]

This makes me wish I had kids to do this too. I guess a nephew will have to do.

 

[RPgunguy]

Just do what I do, DON"T GROW UP!

 

[lakermetal]

Awesome pics! I love it!

 

[smeagol]

Just do what I do, DON"T GROW UP!

How else do you think this happened?!!

 

[smeagol]

This makes me wish I had kids to do this too. I guess a nephew will have to do.

Hahaha that's actually better. That way any of the messed up stuff you do you don't have to worry about paying for the therapy down the road!

 

[cmsl333]

hahahah that awesome!!

 

[smeagol]

By all means!