Dog house stories

[zedex]

I bought an ATV a few years back w/o out consulting the better half.

Wouldn't have been so bad, but I was layed off at the time and we needed the cash for other stuff, like food





sc

Hmmm. Me buying my quad had me in some hot water as well.Guys need quads, thats how it is. Funny how a shiny stone on her finger makes everything all better.

 

[dw]

ROTFL the first year me and my wife were together every tuesday night i would end up calling my wife my ex's name while asleep till finally she got pissed and beat the crap outta me with a nice peice of red cedar aint never called her anything but hunny since lol

And because of the beating you now look like your avatar.......it all makes sense now

 

[Mumptia]

I bought an ATV a few years back w/o out consulting the better half.

Wouldn't have been so bad, but I was layed off at the time and we needed the cash for other stuff, like food





sc

Ha,ha

I'll bet that went over like a fart in church

 

[Boer seun]

Really wanna piss off your old lady. Say something like this to her:"Honey I am leaving for Canada, would you like to come with me or stay"