field dressing a bear gone wrong

hunter5425 said:
I have spoons sharper than that knife, I guess you say he was successful since no one was slashed while poking and waving his sabre around.
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I know, right? I wouldn't even hold on to a leg for the guy with that knife flying around like that. No doubt he's plugging these knives, but dude, put an edge on that blade. I have a garbage knife from Peavey Mart with less carbon in it than a burnt steak that would give it a run for its money.
 
Runningfool said:
First clue was when he said he was surprised that the bear, with a non-lethal face shot, ran uphill. Second clue was his hat. Third through tenth clues were his knife work. And to top it off, if that bear was 300 lbs I will eat his stupid hat.
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O.k., I'm going to watch the video just to see what the what about the hat.
 
Not sure I’ve ever seen anyone slash away at a full bladder multiple times before, or hack away in the intestines like that, not to mention intentionally cutting the bowel in half.

Found myself cringing a lot watching that.
 
KodiakHntr said:
Not sure I’ve ever seen anyone slash away at a full bladder multiple times before, or hack away in the intestines like that, not to mention intentionally cutting the bowel in half.

Found myself cringing a lot watching that.
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I think I find some things more amusing when they're specifically mentioned first. "You know, these kind of knives aren't only useful for bushcraft." "You need to be careful not to taint the meat" *Three minutes later-knicks intestine, busts bladder, gets urine everywhere, can't barely cut a heart loose from gut pile.
 
So I've never hunted anything but gophers in my life. Never dressed or watched anyone dress anything. But when he was holding the bladder in his hand about to slice into it, the thought occurred to even me to maybe not do that. Doesn't take an anatomy major to figure out that what's inside the thing that looks like a water balloon full of liquid would probably be better off if it stayed there. What a dunce.
 
I spotted a school buddy & his new wife across a field i was hunting and they had just knocked down a mule deer so I ventured over to help them load the thing. Just as I walked up the dude stuck his "Daniel Boone sized knife" into the deer to start gutting....his wife was holding the back legs apart for him, when he stuck that deer he hit the full bladder dead center, Pi$$ erupted out of the animal landing directly& squarely in his wife's face...she was a "keeper" as she just squinted up her eyes and held on...they hunted together for the next 40 yrs.
 
Scotty454 said:
So I've never hunted anything but gophers in my life. Never dressed or watched anyone dress anything. But when he was holding the bladder in his hand about to slice into it, the thought occurred to even me to maybe not do that. Doesn't take an anatomy major to figure out that what's inside the thing that looks like a water balloon full of liquid would probably be better off if it stayed there. What a dunce.
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Yeah, it's practically a how not to do it video. Whether it takes you 5 minutes or an hour to field dress, the only thing you can do to wreck the quality is get urine or crap all over. Easily avoidable.
 
fingers284 said:
I spotted a school buddy & his new wife across a field i was hunting and they had just knocked down a mule deer so I ventured over to help them load the thing. Just as I walked up the dude stuck his "Daniel Boone sized knife" into the deer to start gutting....his wife was holding the back legs apart for him, when he stuck that deer he hit the full bladder dead center, Pi$$ erupted out of the animal landing directly& squarely in his wife's face...she was a "keeper" as she just squinted up her eyes and held on...they hunted together for the next 40 yrs.
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That's the Red Dead Redemption method of field dressing I think.:d:d:d
 
Though I am no pro when it comes to field dressing a bear, and being Jewish I don't eat the meat, but wow was that ever painful to watch. Hacking and slashing away, and hitting both the bowel and the piss sack. Now that takes some tallent for sure. Like most of these types of videos it is great for a laugh.
 
leeelmer said:
Though I am no pro when it comes to field dressing a bear, and being Jewish I don't eat the meat, but wow was that ever painful to watch. Hacking and slashing away, and hitting both the bowel and the piss sack. Now that takes some tallent for sure. Like most of these types of videos it is great for a laugh.
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I'm not quite sure, but I think he was trying to push the crap and pee down into the pelvic cavity. If he had bothered to core out the rear end some of the mess might have actually went through but still...
 
we shot a deer once, it ran a few feet over the edge and fell into the river. We then followed the river for half a kilometer till we got the deer out. Dressed it on the river bank with my Leatherman Wave. The saw even cut through the bone. I love that tool
 
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