Hilarious IPSC Mantras/Sayings

[ampegor]

i always liked" ya sure scared the crap out of the targets"
to the guy with lots of mikes and deltas

 

[maurice]

i hate unloading my mags,...thats why I went into Hoser-mode.

 

[Onthebeep]

Buddy, that was the weak hand only stage............

(after they finished shooting with 2 hands)

 

[retepnosflow]

Honey....... if I have to load this myself then what do I need you for?????

 

[ViktorF]

When scoring as the competitor gawks at his un-shot targets with disbelief the score keeper says..."Cool, these must be them new self-healing targets!"

 

[diggler]

I almost pulled a Kelly!!!

That's funny in so many ways if you are referring to "Westcoast Kelly"

 

[SteyrSSG]

IPSC Statements

Wow...you replaced that C with .........another C!

 

[cablemonkey]

Irritable People Squabbling Constantly

 

[Ipsik]

From Team Astroglides shirts a few years ago when they were on their Klingon galactic shooting tour "Speed is the economy of accuracy"

Think about it, its how most IPSC shooters shoot.

 

[PH Racing]

"The popper didn't go down"
"That's cuz you didn't hit it"

 

[maurice]

"When's the last time you cleaned it?"

"how did all that sand get in there?" (this is actually something I said to myself today after my LC hit the ground argh!)

 

[Madness]

you only have to hit the steel to look good on video

 

[sonofpaleface]

Based On Eighteen Years of Participation and Seven Years of NROI work:

Self Fulfilling DQ Prophecies Heard On or Before Shooter Goes to the Box:

I bought a new holster and havent had time to practice with it.

Looks like I can shoot that target as I run by it (As I Break 90 eh!)

Haven't had much sleep; drove all night to get to this match and just arrived.

 

[relliott]

How much caffiene would you say is too much?

 

[banskopivo]

My famous copouts after stupidly hitting a no-shoot...

"He had Stockholm syndrome, he was working with the bad guys"

or when someone calls the no-shoot an "innocent"...

"No one is innocent! (followed by a bad recap of the Spanish inquisition skit)"


Sounds better to me than "Oops."

 

[PH Racing]

From last weekend: "I'll shoot those two one handed while running backwards"