Hunting season story

[woodchopper]

My Wife sent me this little story

Four friends spend weeks planning the perfect backwoods camping and fishing trip.

Two days before the group is to leave Frank's wife puts her foot down and tells him he isn't going.

Frank's friends are very upset that he can't go, but what can they do? Two days later the three get to the camping site only to find Frank sitting there with a tent set up, firewood gathered, and fish cooking on the fire.

"Damn man, how long you been here and how did you talk your wife into letting you go?"

"Well, I've been here since yesterday. Yesterday evening I was sitting in my chair and my wife came up behind me and put her hands over my eyes and said 'guess who'?"



I pulled her hands off and she was wearing a black, brand new see-through nightie. She took my hand and took me to our bedroom. The room had two dozen candles and rose pedals all over. On the bed were handcuffs and ropes!


She told me to tie and cuff her to the bed and I did. And then she said "do what ever you want.......

So here I am."

 

[firejim]

That's funny! I'll have to tell the hunting buddies - I can think of a couple that have probably actually been there.

 

[Boombb]

HAHAHAHAHa


Good joke thank you...


Its been an agonizing couple weeks for me..... I see all these rigs loaded up full of jerry cans, ATV's Gun cases and camoflauge... Even a few lucky people heading back south with legs sticking out of their pick ups.....


And im stuck here at work untill the 1st of october untill i have anytime off work.

 

[L0veM0nKeY]

Jokes!

 

[stuckon308]

Nice.

 

[fogducker]

lmao...............thanks for sharing it.........now i have to steal a copy of it

 

[Cummins4x4]

made my day, thanks

 

[blindman]

HA! Good one. Thanks for laugh.

 

[popcan]

And that's how you made it out to Haggisfest back in the day!

 

[peter2772000]

Cute

 

[casterpollox]

That was the perfect start to my day....

Now to clean up the coffee.