I need a female volunteer!

[Farmboy]

We just got in some throwing knives and I want to try them out!!

These ones from Boker just arrived.

 

[dacron]

Where do I sign up??

http://static.boredpanda.com/blog/w...rd-wrestler-metal-singer-cross-dressing-1.jpg

Linked rather than posting the pic. Be aware before you click, I'm very pretty.

 

[captainamazing]

So you want to throw knives at women?

Do you also want them to put the lotion on their skin or else they get the hose again?

 

[USPfan]

I don't think too much forethought went into this "ad."

 

[fenceline]

"I need a female volunteer!"

Don't we all... I'm amazed they put up with us.

 

[Jgoulin]

Just got off the phone with the ex-wife...... she's​ in.

 

[smellofspentcasings]

You want a politician on that wheel if you want to improve your aim. Three dead centre.

 

[inthehizzy]

But Justin already has a job...sort of.

 

[Jay]

Just got off the phone with the ex-wife...... she's​ in.

Okay, THAT made me spit out my beer! HA HA HA

Cheers
Jay

 

[spenom]

haha

 

[SoylentD]

I volunteer my wife.

 

[Crowca3]

MMMM leather.

 

[curseyou]

Damn it Farmboy. We got into guns because throwing knives are too hard. Technology mon-ami. Adopt it.

If I want to go old school, I'll go black powder.

 

[grumpyguy]

You can borrow my mother in law if you want. ;-)