Kidney and testicle for sale...

Boer seun

Boer seun

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Hi guys well I found a Boer war Mauser made by Ludwig Loewe co.
Problem is I can't afford it right now so if any of you guys need a Kidney or a testicle I am willing to part with both for just $800.
BTW is 700 and something bucks a fair price to pay for this rifle. (good condition bolt does not mach)
 
I can see the EE ad now:

WTT Left nut for Boer war Mauser
Good condition, well used. Will also consider trade with kidney, you only need 1 anyway.
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I don't suppose you have any pictures or links to this mauser, don't worry i don't want to buy it, just curious.
 
So if someone where to take the testicle, and there wife got preggers, then you would be willing to pay the child support as the DNA would come back as yours? :D

Just pulling your leg...I hope you manage to get the Rifle without resorting to loss of body parts. :D
 
Is the nut shaved as per the ball shaving instructions posted here earlier? Wouldn't want to sell anything not meeting our high CGN standard.
 
$700+ seems ok for the Boer War Mauser, but I detect some regional differences in the value of the kidney and testicle. Around here you can get both (usually from a drifter, but still functional) for around $500. $600 if all-matching.
 
sf said:
Is the nut shaved as per the ball shaving instructions posted here earlier? Wouldn't want to sell anything not meeting our high CGN standard.
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:D

Have those i.e. the K and Ts been "Bubba'd" in any manner :D
 
Hmmm...How many rounds through this testicle? Any problems with 'misfires'?

Is this one equipped to shoot blanks, or is it live ammo only?

How often do you clean the bore?
 
Andy said:
$700+ seems ok for the Boer War Mauser, but I detect some regional differences in the value of the kidney and testicle. Around here you can get both (usually from a drifter, but still functional) for around $500. $600 if all-matching.
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:D above few posts are too funny :D

Actually, the price may get lower further south Eg: downtown GTA (no offense to any individual) :p
 
Around here you can get both (usually from a drifter, but still functional) for around $500. $600 if all-matching.
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Only one nut for sale so nothing to match with, these are Prime quality Boer testicles makes kids like you never seen (Charlize Theron comes to mind).
Have had lots of shots through it but the bore is in mint condition.
Hardly ever dry fired (mastrabation)
Previous owner (ex girlfriend) said the bore was too big.
Gets cleaned daily (NO AD'S yet while cleaning)
Nice crisp trigger pull too.

Have no pics of it yet but will post as soon as I can (the gun not my balls!!)
The Kidney is in bad shape (lots of Whiskey and Boer-Brandy) shows heavy pitting and the blueing has worn off only 10% left.
 
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