Kidney and testicle for sale...

[Boer seun]

Hilarious! had a rough day at work now I am fully cured!

Glad I could make your day

 

[theDuck]

Mrs. Duck and I just wet ourselves laughing at this thread. My sides hurt.

 

[steve1973]

Hi guys well I found a Boer war Mauser made by Ludwig Loewe co.
Problem is I can't afford it right now so if any of you guys need a Kidney or a testicle I am willing to part with both for just $800.
BTW is 700 and something bucks a fair price to pay for this rifle. (good condition bolt does not mach)

Put me down for two of each....

 

[c1a1]

Only one nut for sale so nothing to match with, these are Prime quality Boer testicles makes kids like you never seen (Charlize Theron comes to mind).
Have had lots of shots through it but the bore is in mint condition.
Hardly ever dry fired (mastrabation)
Previous owner (ex girlfriend) said the bore was too big.
Gets cleaned daily (NO AD'S yet while cleaning)
Nice crisp trigger pull too.

Have no pics of it yet but will post as soon as I can (the gun not my balls!!)
The Kidney is in bad shape (lots of Whiskey and Boer-Brandy) shows heavy pitting and the blueing has worn off only 10% left.

Regarding the trigger........ is it a hair-trigger

 

[Boer seun]

Regarding the trigger........ is it a hair-trigger

Hell hairy but no not a hair trigger lol

 

[TheFrenchCanadian]

Hi guys well I found a Boer war Mauser made by Ludwig Loewe co.
Problem is I can't afford it right now so if any of you guys need a Kidney or a testicle I am willing to part with both for just $800.
BTW is 700 and something bucks a fair price to pay for this rifle. (good condition bolt does not mach)

You're only asking an extra $100 for ammo?? Better revise your price...

TFC

 

[PerversPépère]

Hmmm...How many rounds through this testicle? Any problems with 'misfires'?

Is this one equipped to shoot blanks, or is it live ammo only?

How often do you clean the bore?

Saw intensive testing around 14th year of issuing then tapered off quickly.
Usual wear and tear during soccer and footbal matches.
Passed into many feminine hands around the 18th year but nothing to worry about. No bad grease leakage.
Tendency to shoot high and a bit to the left. Can be corrected.
Got a bit mangled by wife last month after receiving my umphteenth surplus rifle...
Want to find a new, comfortable home...
PP.

 

[Levi Garrett]

A safe queen? or did you beat the crap out of it in the bush.?
Frank

 

[Ahsan Ahmed]

Saw intensive testing around 14th year of issuing then tapered off quickly.
Usual wear and tear during soccer and footbal matches.
Passed into many feminine hands around the 18th year but nothing to worry about. No bad grease leakage.
Tendency to shoot high and a bit to the left. Can be corrected.
Got a bit mangled by wife last month after receiving my umphteenth surplus rifle...
Want to find a new, comfortable home...
PP.

Ok! That's it, I'm not looking at this thread any more. Never laughed so much since I joined CGN.

 

[Boer seun]

At leat one can't have hang-fire's

 

[svt-40]

No legislated electro-pencil import marks, I assume?

 

[prosper]

Single shot, or repeater?

 

[Levi Garrett]

Ever seen a bore brush
Frank

 

[Ahsan Ahmed]

Ever seen a bore brush
Frank

Foam bore cleaner likely used considering the bbl type and corrosive ammo had been used

 

[Boer seun]

Single shot, or repeater?

Definatly re-pee-ter
Geez never fighured my balls would be such a big topic

 

[Grizz Axxemann]

You started it! I bust a gut laughing over this one..... G/F wanted a read... "You should do that too, honey." Uhm. NO!

 

[Boer seun]

You started it!

It's okay for me to talk about my nadz but geez you guys sure you don't bat for the other team