We’ve got a Winner!!!
Folks, you’ve done it once again. We laughed, we cried, we rolled our eyes so hard we may have strained them. And now we have this year’s winner:
Congratulations, canadaboi - you’re this year’s winner with,
THE “WHERE DID MY CHRISTMAS BUDGET GO!?” SALE!
You may not know where your budget went, but we have a sneaking suspicion we might.
We were swamped with terrific entries, but these few were our standouts. Our runners-up were:
Rootin Tootin Start Your Shootin Sale!
~ DoubleKnot
Extravagunza
~ FirearmsEnthusiast
The "Freedom Isn't Free, But Today It's Cheaper" Sale.
~ Hokus Grey
Kill Bill: Volume C-71 sale
~ Paulo Franco
Thank you to all of our entrants!
Stay tuned for sale pricing and more information!
Last Years Winner:
After gems like:
“The Undeniable Reliable Annual Salepocalypse”
"EPIC SALE OF GINORMOUSNESS!"
"Once Every 65 YEARS" MASSIVE SALE"
"KICK-ASS SALE!!"
"BIGGEST F*#@ING SALE EVER"
"LEGENDARY SALE OF AWESOMENESS"
We’re expecting greatness.
So get to submitting those ideas - bonus points for imagery!
We look forward to seeing what you folks come up with.
...But seriously, Saley McSaleface Sale will be an automatic disqualification.

Folks, you’ve done it once again. We laughed, we cried, we rolled our eyes so hard we may have strained them. And now we have this year’s winner:
Congratulations, canadaboi - you’re this year’s winner with,
THE “WHERE DID MY CHRISTMAS BUDGET GO!?” SALE!
You may not know where your budget went, but we have a sneaking suspicion we might.
We were swamped with terrific entries, but these few were our standouts. Our runners-up were:
Rootin Tootin Start Your Shootin Sale!
~ DoubleKnot
Extravagunza
~ FirearmsEnthusiast
The "Freedom Isn't Free, But Today It's Cheaper" Sale.
~ Hokus Grey
Kill Bill: Volume C-71 sale
~ Paulo Franco
Thank you to all of our entrants!
Stay tuned for sale pricing and more information!
Last Years Winner:
After gems like:
“The Undeniable Reliable Annual Salepocalypse”
"EPIC SALE OF GINORMOUSNESS!"
"Once Every 65 YEARS" MASSIVE SALE"
"KICK-ASS SALE!!"
"BIGGEST F*#@ING SALE EVER"
"LEGENDARY SALE OF AWESOMENESS"
We’re expecting greatness.
So get to submitting those ideas - bonus points for imagery!
We look forward to seeing what you folks come up with.
...But seriously, Saley McSaleface Sale will be an automatic disqualification.

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