New girl in AB

[Jive Turkey]

Just kidding I'm a man but I saw that grl in kw thread had like 645 views while everyone Else's under 20 so I figured in order to get some views here I might as well pull some legs.

Howdy, I am a 38 y.o family man living in northern Alberta. I just completed my pal course today and was referred here by someone. I am a city slicker according to everyone where I am currently living but I have always had an interest in guns and hunting and want to learn as much as I can on both subjects.

 

[Cerdan]

I welcome you despite your lack of breasts, Jive Turkey!

 

[broncoo]

bugger ya tricked me. welcome

 

[glockfan]

Welcome jive turkey.
That kinda reminded me of an episode of Family Guy where Quagmire hits on this woman who turns out to be a man and he goes "Whoa, transvestite, back off! Wait a minute...pre-op or post-op?

 

[Nine]

Show us your boobs!

LOL

Welcome.

 

[Jive Turkey]

OK I'll show you my boobies just this once

 

[Nine]

Nice, healthy looking boobs you have there.


I want to hug them.

 

[Jive Turkey]

Won't your wife get jealous?

 

[Nine]

So, you're a rat too?

 

[Jive Turkey]

If I let you touch my boobies then everyone will want to touch my boobies.

 

[Nine]

You and me are gonna get alone juuuust fine.

Welcome again.

 

[Jive Turkey]

I think we will all get along just fine. Thanks for the welcome

 

[Ariser]

Welcome

Welcome Jive Turkey , you got me fooled as well . Not too many women on this site . Total sausage Nutz .

 

[tiina]

Here I was all fired up to welcome a fellow women only to find a thread about touching boobies. Welcome aboard.

 

[drvrage]

HA! I knew it! There are no girls in Alberta.

 

[Dave_Shotgun]

Welcome to CGN.

 

[warrenb]

LOL! Your a funny guy!

 

[ARmike]

damn, I got fooled again.. Oh well, back to the sausage fest section.

 

[Jive Turkey]

Here I was all fired up to welcome a fellow women only to find a thread about touching boobies. Welcome aboard.

Unlike you or any other woman, if you touch my boobies you will not get slapped across the face. Thanks for the welcome.

 

[pharaoh2]

Yup, you'll fit in here just fine. Welcome to the nut house, you have anything to eat ?