Noels hunting joke of the day.....

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HER DIARY:
Tonight, I thought my husband was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a bar to have a drink. I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment on it. Conversation wasn't flowing, so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet so we could talk. He agreed, but he didn't say much. I asked him what was wrong; he said, Nothing." I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset. He said he wasn't upset, that it had nothing to do with me, and not to worry about it. On the way home, I told him that I loved him. He smiled slightly, and kept driving. I can't explain his behavior. I don't know why he didn't say, "I love you, too." When we got home, I felt as if I had lost him completely, as if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore. He just sat there quietly, and watched TV. He continued to seem distant and absent. Finally, with silence all around us, I decided to go to bed. About 15 minutes later, he came to bed. To my surprise, he responded to my caress, and we made love. But I still felt that he was distracted, and his thoughts were somewhere else. He fell asleep - I cried. I don't know what to do. I'm almost sure that his thoughts are with someone else. My life is a disaster.



HIS DIARY:
Missed a big deer today, but at least I got laid.


Thanks for the morning laugh Noel :D
 
Sorta like ...

How to communicate with a woman :

.... talk to her lovingly, uderstand her feelings and share in her emotions. Make a date for dinner, call later in the day saying you're looking forward to it ... at dinner be attntive and let the conversation flow her way ... after dinner, suggest maybe a tear-jerker chick-flick type movie of her choice ... act like you really liked it and discuss it on the way to a quiet bar. More conversation of the sensitive type at the bar and until you get home.
See what develops.

How to communicate with a man :


Show up naked ... bring beer.
 
Noel said:
:eek: :redface: :redface: :redface: :redface: :redface:

I actually sent it to my wife too, she will understand all too well!

I guess in the future I will have to be more selective in who gets the disgusting and corupt emails. J/K :p

The wife read this one tonight, she got a kick out of it. She knows all to well, when hunting season hits full on, I am a zombie in a different zone :runaway:
 
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