Norinco Surprise: We Found A Wanstalls Catalog from 1984!

[WanstallsOnline]

It turns out we were pretty far ahead of our time back then, because when we were flipping through the catalog I found in Gary's desk, a surprise popped out at me on page 23!!



I couldn't let this go to waste, so I thought CGN would want to see what we found. Gary is refusing to answer any questions about this catalog or its mysterious alternate timeline. I think he has more tricks up his sleeve, too, because he stole the catalog back from me when I wasn't looking and looks very shifty!

To celebrate this amazing discovery that smashes what we thought we knew about history and time travel, we've decided to do FREE SHIPPING on the Type 97NSR rifle while we commemorate Victoria Day this week!

Cheers,
Daniel

 

[WanstallsOnline]

Gary promised to let me have the catalog back if I mentioned that we have BC Tactical Ambi Side Charging Handleshttp://www.wanstallsonline.com/product.php?productid=2479&cat=0&page=1 and Norinco Scope Rails for these, too.

 

[#1bcshooter]

Sorry but that is not from a 1984 Wanstalls catalog .
You guys didn't own Wanstalls in 1984 or 94 or 2000
I knew Tony , Stan, Penner & Cheryl & they didn't sell black rifles

 

[WanstallsOnline]

Sorry but that is not from a 1984 Wanstalls catalog .
You guys didn't own Wanstalls in 1984 or 94 or 2000
I knew Tony , Stan, Penner & Cheryl & they didn't sell black rifles

Gary keeps pointing to his Delorean and cackling. I can't figure it out either.

 

[suberman]

I always like reading your posts gives me a lil laugh

 

[reid134]

Lol I was born in 84, next time u go back leave me a rifle in my crib.

 

[Aniest]

Lol I was born in 84, next time u go back leave me a rifle in my crib.

NO, NO, NO, NO!!!

You have to see me on my 18th birthday and tell me that if I buy those nice handguns and rifles before my 19th birthday I can have Prohib status!!!

You have been tasked: GO!!!!!!!

.... anyways: awesome deal... I'm on your website look'n now.

 

[Kveldulf]

I am having a little trouble with your "1984" catalogue. The Type 95 assault rifle was first issued to Chinese troops in 1995, hence the designation. It was first seen by westerners when China took over Hong Kong in 1997 and the Type 97 was first imported to Canada in, I believe, 2009.

Check under the DeLorean's hood. It seems to be a Volkswagen kit car.

 

[HunterKillerV]

I just like Wanstalls more and more! Hilarious way to advertise. I love it!

 

[hunterhenderson]

These guys are not only funny, but super businessmen and..............ladies........(said that for gary)

Ive bought many from them and will continue to

 

[Canada tail]

Omg! Time machine.

 

[Avenida]

nicely done.

 

[GUB]

Order in for the charging handle and rail. Your 1984 gun has a 6 lb. trigger? My 14000 series gun has a 4.5 lb. trigger. I quess the newer guns are better!!!

 

[Ko1]

I have a school picture with that exact same "laser" background.

And yes, I do have a mullet in said picture.

And yes, it was totally rad to the max.

 

[brother1]

That's a great ad, nice to see some humour around this place!

 

[BrownCoat]

Totally Awesome ad xD
btw it says website temporarily unavailable. The series of tubes is overloaded https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_cZC67wXUTs

 

[fnrob]

Throw an explosion into that picture, and you've got the background from the packaging of an old 80's era G.I. Joe toy.

 

[Pure Energy]

88 mph.

 

[J_K_S]

Lol. 1.21 JigaWatts!!!

 

[sk8erfinch]

This is awesome history