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[Papaclaude]

SO, I was at the hunting store the other day, and I bought some deer feed that is supposed to grow huge racks. I slipped some in the wife's cereal. She said the cereal had a funny taste, so I put in extra brown sugar, but after several months, her rack has not increased in size. As a matter of fact, it may actually be sagging a little more.

Has anyone else tried this stuff? Does it work?

 

[the_tracker]

Relax. In later years the brides have three belly buttons.

 

[okcorral1881]

SO, I was at the hunting store the other day, and I bought some deer feed that is supposed to grow huge racks. I slipped some in the wife's cereal. She said the cereal had a funny taste, so I put in extra brown sugar, but after several months, her rack has not increased in size. As a matter of fact, it may actually be sagging a little more.

Has anyone else tried this stuff? Does it work?

Tell her to rub her rack with toilet paper...........................

 

[Papaclaude]

Relax. In later years the brides have three belly buttons.

In later years???? Hell, an intern put the stethoscope under her left breast, as instructed, to listen to her heart. Didn't detect a heartbeat, but discovered she had a bad knee.

 

[XX Moosehead XX]

Most epic thread award goes to......

 

[Grock-co]

The sag adds to the beauty, factor not subtracts from, that is how nature intended things to be.

 

[577/450]

This is the breas---------err best thread

 

[nowarningshot]

Lol

 

[Swami]

The sag adds to the beauty, factor not subtracts from, that is how nature intended things to be.

I tried that line with my wife but she still insisted that my sagging balls are not a fashion statement and shouldn't hang out of my shorts.

 

[Titan 08]

I tried that line with my wife but she still insisted that my sagging balls are not a fashion statement and shouldn't hang out of my shorts.

Get longer shorts