Hey cp220...love the Chuck Norris sig line, bud!
Here's a couple more for you...
"Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked a guy in the back of the face."
"Chuck Norris can gargle peanut butter."
"Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it."
"Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO. "
"On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun."
"MacGyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips, but Chuck Norris can roundhouse-kick his head through a wall and take it."
"Saddam Hussein was not found hiding in a "hole." Saddam was roundhouse-kicked in the head by Chuck Norris in Kansas, which sent him through the earth, stopping just short of the surface of Iraq."
Ok, sorry guys...back to the OP...