The hunt camp outhouse

John Y Cannuck

John Y Cannuck

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The worst outhouse sometimes has the best memories. :lol:

We had one at my first deer camp that will live in my mind 'till the day I die.
It was built on the edge of a bank overlooking the lake. It had no door. The view of the lake was fantastic.
Then, I went out early in the morning......
The wind had shifted durring the night, and an icy blast now blew straight across the partly frozen lake. As my flashlight shone in the door, I was greeted by quite a sight. Used toilet paper flapped up through the hole. As I got closer, I could see hoar frost standing nearly half an inch high around the perimiter. Constipation suddenly gripped me, and I knew only a log in the bush would release my agony.
 
There are not many guys that are 'chummy' enough to use that second hole.

My uncle was in the ####ter one time, when I heaved a snowball at it and asked if anyone was in there. He said "c'mon in, it's a two holer" (he said it as a dare) so I did. He shut up fast when I sat down beside him. :twisted:
 
boney said:
Speakin of ####houses,How many guys in a hunt camp do you figure have to be present before you step up to a 2 or 3 holer?
Last year there was gettin to be quite a line up and you didnt dare step out of line. :)
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learn to get up sooner
 
all i got for a hunting ####ter is a hoal with a bord across it let me tell you it gets pritty rank after someone has the wisky ####s
talk to ya all later
Riley
 
Every outhouse should have a bucket of lime in it. When a person uses it they throw a small amount down the hole and it never stinks. :D

When it comes to an outhouse cowards abound. I was digging out the outhouse at the cabin and came upon a MP3 player. Someone must have dropped it and never had the guts to retrieve it. :lol:
 
The original ####ter at our camp was built by my now deceased Granddad. He really wasnt one for using (a) a measuring tape or (b) a level or (c) a square. Anybody over 5'7" sat down and immediately had their head between their knees. The seat and the foot rest was only about 15 inches apart in height. For those around 6 feet plus, it was the most uncomfortable position to take a crap, you we're positiooned like a bear humping a football.
 
Ok, I have a camp ####ter story. It's funny to me, but it's probably the kind of thing that has to happen to you to be really funny. This was moose hunting in northern BC.

During one trip my buddy and I were reading a maxim mag. It had some article that mentioned a grave japanese insult was to curse at somebody: "die ####ting". We thought that was a pretty funny way to swear at somebody.

The camp ####ter is a piece of plywood with a hole in it. No walls, no roof. Rudimentary but it works well enough. It's in the forest probably about 40 feet from camp. The same afternoon as reading the maxim article, I was using the establishments when I saw something run by. I just saw the top of the shoulders of whatever it was. It was only about ten feet away, but I couldn't see it too well because there was a big fallen log between me and it. I just saw the shoulders run by. I figure the shoulders were at least three feet off the ground. I'm thinking it might have been a wolf. It was dark and about wolf sized. The first thing that crosses my mind is "I'm going to die ####ting!". I had my knife on my belt, which was of course with my pants around my ankles. My gun was at the camp of course. That was a bad feeling.
Whatever it was didn't come back and let me finish in peace. Perhaps the smell scared it off. Kinda scary but pretty funny too.
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Cool dh79 ... mother nature checking you out! Lol! I think it's great myself.
"Be Prepared" now where did I hear that :?: :D
 
I've used many an outhouse.

It never ceases to amaze me how so many seemingly intelligent people have no clue abotu how the measurements of a ####ter should be.

The average toilet is about 16" high, form the floor to the seat.

Why do people make outhouses that have 24 or 30 inch high seats?

I am fairly tall (6 foot) and I still am at an improper incline when I encounter a 24" seat! :shock:

The outhouses that have the weird sloping roofs, so you have to crunch up into a yoga position? Use your ####ing brain!!! :twisted:

Wheen a person has to take a dump, keep it comfy!! :D

When I went to build my outhouse on my land, we measured a toilet, got the dimensions, and built a modest. but well proportioned ####ter.

It has a fantastic view.

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Of course, we have an indoor bathroom now, but.....

It has been cold in winter, but the peace and tranquility that it gives in the summer and fall is beyond measure!
 
Ahhh, I could talk about ####ters all day, but by the sounds of things John Y C, your ####ter sounds dreamy, I had the pleasure of walking into a provincial park ####ter this summer when it was about 33* outside - wouldn't have been life altering if I wasn't so damn hungover. I can still taste that one, so sometimes the worst ####ters leave lasting memories, but not always the best memories. :lol:
 
boney said:
dumbdawg said:
boney said:
Speakin of ####houses,How many guys in a hunt camp do you figure have to be present before you step up to a 2 or 3 holer?
Last year there was gettin to be quite a line up and you didnt dare step out of line. :)
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learn to get up sooner
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Gettin up early is one thing,teaching my ####### how to tell time is quite another. :lol:
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thats my alarm clock :lol:
 
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