Tod Bartell - Who IS he?
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BigUglyMan
CGN Ultra frequent flyer
- Location
- New Scotland
All discussions of the perils of having your driver's license revoked must take place in the OT.
Postwhore.
Postwhore.
of course he is afraid of me
I recall a thread on the old CGN where a poll was started on who would win between Tod and Gatsie in a to-the-death cage match. IIRC it was a landslide in favor of Tod
Tod is not a post whore, 6.25/day isn't alot, considering the wealth of knowledge he bless's the internet with
I recall a thread on the old CGN where a poll was started on who would win between Tod and Gatsie in a to-the-death cage match. IIRC it was a landslide in favor of Tod
Tod is not a post whore, 6.25/day isn't alot, considering the wealth of knowledge he bless's the internet with
powder burner
CGN frequent flyer
- Location
- Alberta, Canada
He spits out ballistics faster than he can change the boobies in his avatar!
Except theres nothing wrong with boobies.... (cough, cough, ah.. hem, cough)
Just Kidding!! What would we do if it were not for him. He keeps this site interesting to say the least.
Except theres nothing wrong with boobies.... (cough, cough, ah.. hem, cough)
Just Kidding!! What would we do if it were not for him. He keeps this site interesting to say the least.
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Todbartell is a local legend... a real workaholic!
During the day he puts in long hours as a Geriatrics nurse at the local rest home. There he works as a nutritionist, whose duties also include teaching exotic dance, running the noon-time bingo, giving sponge baths to the elderly residents, while he perseveres apprenticing as a denture repair technician.
When the sun goes down however, he really changes pace and hits the streets where he is a successful transvestite gigolo and goes by the name of Cheyenne, apparantly specializing as a highly sensuous Kama Sutra lover (as claimed by his all male clientele - most of them Bull Riders, Insurance Salesman, Truck Drivers, Gun counter Salesman, Auctioneers, and Barbers).
During his spare time (which is not often) he graces the various gun sites with his infinite ballistic knowledge. Oddly enough, few have seen him at the computer, yet the posts keep coming.
One forunate local claims to have spotted Todbartell in front of his computer wearing a tattered pink thong, fishnet knee highs and a garter belt with half worn lipstick and smudged mascara on his cheeks... but most locals call BS... more out of jealousy than disbelief... as everybody wants to catch a glimpse of the internet legend in front of his Easel creating another literary masterpiece.
Myself, I'll just have to be content reading his gospel on the internet.... as catching a glimpse of him is a lifelong dream I'll likely not realize....dare to dream.....
During the day he puts in long hours as a Geriatrics nurse at the local rest home. There he works as a nutritionist, whose duties also include teaching exotic dance, running the noon-time bingo, giving sponge baths to the elderly residents, while he perseveres apprenticing as a denture repair technician.
When the sun goes down however, he really changes pace and hits the streets where he is a successful transvestite gigolo and goes by the name of Cheyenne, apparantly specializing as a highly sensuous Kama Sutra lover (as claimed by his all male clientele - most of them Bull Riders, Insurance Salesman, Truck Drivers, Gun counter Salesman, Auctioneers, and Barbers).
During his spare time (which is not often) he graces the various gun sites with his infinite ballistic knowledge. Oddly enough, few have seen him at the computer, yet the posts keep coming.
One forunate local claims to have spotted Todbartell in front of his computer wearing a tattered pink thong, fishnet knee highs and a garter belt with half worn lipstick and smudged mascara on his cheeks... but most locals call BS... more out of jealousy than disbelief... as everybody wants to catch a glimpse of the internet legend in front of his Easel creating another literary masterpiece.
Myself, I'll just have to be content reading his gospel on the internet.... as catching a glimpse of him is a lifelong dream I'll likely not realize....dare to dream.....
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- Location
- AB foothills
280_ACKLEY said:
I had a feeling he really liked taking the meat home, but who knew he was into all that jazz
After reading that, I puked for a second time tonight and it wasnt even self induced
- Location
- The Conservative part of Ontario
Todbartell
Who brought this guy here?
The guy that doesn't know what OT is for?
And why does he use strange fonts in his posts?
Who brought this guy here?
The guy that doesn't know what OT is for?
And why does he use strange fonts in his posts?
- Location
- Ft. Mac. Alberta
martinbns said:
I thinkn he is three different people, all in one body, unless he is on trhe right meds, which is not often.......
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