Stop now or you are in for experience like no other. Vest packed with calls worth more than I care to recall...especially not in the wife's presence. Smash a $100 custom box call on the nose of a coyote trying to go through you to get your decoys at first light!! Turkey hunting is great fun they say, enjoy a nice spring morning they say. Tote way to much gear in said vest and those 3.5" turkey loads add up too, as does the food, coffee and other accoutrements for starting your days at 3:00am. Then after shooting a few you can pass on totally acceptable birds just to hunt another day or two.
Decoys you say.....well lets see....Couple bobblehead feeders, a funky chicken jake, couple Montana silhouettes, an inflatable hen, inflatable tom and a Bmobile tom just to round things out. Yes they are changed out according to the hunt of the day but their has been a stubborn tom or two lured to his demise with the whole damn bunch at once. Who needs decoys they say!!!
Camo both heavy and light variety as early season is cold and late season is hot. Factor in losing some gloves and masks. Toss in a ghillie suit as I won't leave home without it and I am getting to old and lazy to carry a blind and all the other gear.
I am just trying to save you the grief I have had to endure over the last 22 years of chasing these pesky birds. Like women, it seemed totally harmless at the time. Now all I do is wait for the next season to hear the first gobble ring through the hardwoods to start the process over again. What was that definition of addiction again!!!!!!